Well, Lord Von Eville is a generic evil character who I just made up. In fact, if you were to become a super villain, you could take that name and use it if you wanted.
Wow, you would really shave it all off? That's crazy cool. Crazy. And also cool. It would weird/funny me out and Andrew woul NEVER stop laughing. It would be awesome. Why after the 10th? Also, is there a fundraising day coming up that you could do it for? People go nuts and love it lots when hairy-headed people have their heads publicly shaved. And it has been previously established that you have a hairy head.